Feel ya tits !!!

I hope things work out for you!!!! This a good reminder for all women to get checked. Thank you for sharing your story. Congrats on kicking the habbit as well.


At the end of 2012 just after getting dumped on my ass by meth, and crawling back home to mum and dad’s and right before meeting my first Sir I found a lump in my right breast. The size of a golf ball. It luckily turned out to be just your run of the mill cyst but until I’d had an ultrasound etc my whole life just paused. It’s was a very worrying time and I thought god had to be playing some gag as I had just left my job , moved away to a different state from family and friends with adam only to have him cheat on me 10 days after moving and then empty my life’s savings. I had returned to Sydney with tail between legs, embarrassed and possible still high . And now this. !!! Like seriously what else could I have handled.

Anyway as…

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Feel ya tits !!!

Why D/s contracts are important

The question most asked of me in the BDSM community is “do I really need a contract?”  The answer is unequivocally YES!!!  Although some may disagree about this, a contract protects both of you.  True submission is letting go of everything, your mind, your body, and your trust.  Knowing that your Dom will give you everything you need, protect you and care for you is a trust they must be worthy of.  Pleasing your Dom is a subs number one priority.  Having a contract will help you attain that goal.

Contracts between D/s have both an emotional and practical purpose. They are excellent tools in opening dialog to cover hard and soft limits, daily expectations, and rules and punishments inside and outside of the bedroom.  Emotionally, it will give a deeper meaning to what you are about to undertake is important.  A contract between you is your word of honor and any limits that are set will not be broken unless it is discussed prior to a scene.

There are a few things that should be in a contract that are a necessity.  First and foremost is the safe word.  If you are playing, THIS IS A MUST!  Some contracts have one for slowing down and one for stopping the scene completely.  Do not ever play with out one.  If a Dom says it’s not necessary, then get up and walk away immediately.

Another part is a time limit on the contract.  Short term or long term.  Even if you are in a long term relationship, your contract should be reviewed at least once a year.  Possibly your limits have changed, or you put a ? by something and now want to try and explore it.  Again it’s good to open dialog.

One last part should be hard and soft limits.  These limits are there to protect you, communication is key here. All limits MUST be respected.

A contract is designed to help you talk about all the important aspects of your relationship. Personalize it to suit your unique arrangement. Make it as fun, hot, strict or as lenient as you like.  Most of all HAVE FUN!!!

Pandora’s Chest has two different contracts available.  They both are written by a lawyer (although not legally binding), and can be adjusted for any kind of lifestyle.  Go to http://www.pandoraschest.co and if you use promo code pandora7 you will get 20% off.MBO010-2 MBO011-2

Why D/s contracts are important

Christmas Vibrator Poem

Christmas is coming and I know I should be glad

But truth be told, I’m really fucking mad

I have lost something so dear to me

And there is no way for Santa to put it under the tree

I was given a vibrator some years ago

I thought it was under my bed, but it wasn’t so

I honestly thought it was there

But when I looked it was just bare

My house is no longer a happy one

There is no laughter, no more fun

My vibrator is missing

Now I can’t cum

I am tired of crying, and being so fucking mad

I want things to be happy, and no longer sad

I want my vibrator back, is that to much to ask

I really don’t think it’s an impossible task

So, if you want to shop on line for me

I know the perfect store to see

Pandoraschest.co has hundreds in stock

They even have ones shaped like a cock

I know I’ve been naughty, but I’ve also been nice

What can I say vibrators are my vice

Oh dear Santa I hope you hear my plea

Please bring a new vibrator to me

If you still need some last minute gifts, go to http://www.pandoraschest.co and we can have it for you by Christmas for standard shipping until the 17th.  After that you will have to do expedited shipping.  As always our gift certificates will still be available up until Christmas eve if you want them e-mailed to you.  Use pandora7 promo code for a 20% discount an all items (except for gift certs/gift bags).

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Christmas Vibrator Poem


I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving!!!!  Now it’s time to get down to the dirty deed of Black Friday and Cyber Monday.  If you are anything like me, I hate going shopping on Black Friday.  There is no way that I am going to drag my sorry ass out of bed at 4 in the morning to get the “best” deal ever.  I refuse to get up at the asscrack of dawn and be even remotely civilized.  You want me to wait on line in the freezing cold with a million other people AND be nice??  So not fucking happening.  Do we really have to deal with all the asshole people who just have to have the 52″ flat screen TV for $99.00.  Not only do we have to deal with the stampeed of assholes, but then we find out that you only have 1 in stock for that price. Well FUCK YOU and the bullshit prices you advertise to get us to your store.  Now, I’m not saying that there aren’t some great deals out there, just not enough of them to get me out of bed.  I would much rather spend my morning being nice, warm, and cozy with my partner, giving him a slow blowjob with my vibrator in my pussy.

Oh by the way, there are places on the net (E-bay, Amazon,Craigslist…etc) that you can get great deals all year round, not just on Black Friday.  Also, there are lots of little local places that can sure use your business.  I find that they indeed have Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales, they usually run all weekend long and have more than 1 of the items in stock. AAANNNDDDD they don’t make you get up before the roosters.

So here is what I propose we all do next year. Instead of getting out of bed early, sleep a little later, love on the one you are with (even if its just you).  Let’s get some toys and wake up with a smile on our faces instead of dealing with a bunch of pissy, frowning ones.

Pandora’s Chest can make that happen with your help….I have a Black Friday/Cyber Monday deal going on.  Use promo code blackfriday and receive 25% off ALL merchandise (excluding gift certs/gift bags).  I am also giving away bonus holiday Pandora’s Cash.  For every $50.00 you spend, you will get $10.00 in Pandora’s Cash to spend on a future purchase.  Believe me I have some good shit you can get for $10.00.  I also have three different gift bags available to make you life a little easier.  With these you will also receive a $10.00 gift certificate to use towards a future purchase (Valentine’s day is not that far off).  I am also showing “featured items” throughout the weekend that have been discounted.

Visit me at http://www.pandoraschest.co

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Welcome to my blog!!!!

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Hello all and welcome to my new blog!!!  I am new to all this and I’m sure as I go along I will be changing all sorts of stuff.  Please be patient as I “tweek” this site.

The point of this blog is to discuss whatever my dirty mind can think of.  From dildos, vibrators, D/s relationships, LGBTQ and general sexual well being.  I will be sharing reviews of adult toys on my website and letting you know what sales and specials I have going on.

I hope you all find my future posts interesting and informative as well as having some fun (because let’s face it nobody likes a boring blog).  I encourage you to please feel free to make suggestions and comments.

Welcome to my blog!!!!